Club penguin party Joke-athon!!!!!

Ok this is the official club penguin party joke athon!! You just enter your best joke and we vote on who's is the best!! Simple eh? Ok here are the prizes.


First place= 10 gold and 2 platinum

Second place= 5 gold 1 platinum

Third place= 3 gold

Ok enter your jokes

Entries:

Jerry43:What does a seal say when he should've closed something better? "I outter of sealed it!"

Fuzz:Yo mama so fat, that she has more Chins than a Chinese phone book.

Maty Matt:Sure, I've seen people like you before - but I had to pay an admission....

What does a seal say when he should've closed something better? "I outter of sealed it!" Get it? lol... Can I enter another one just for the fun of it? If so, here goes. If a bottle of soda says ''Shake well'' on April fools day, shake it, and put it in your face. WARNING, YOU WILL GET WET.

So I have to make up a joke or do i find a joke?
I have old timey jokes in my head but idk......

Matty Matt wrote:

So I have to make up a joke or do i find a joke?
I have old timey jokes in my head but idk......

Either one will work. You can justfind one if you want

Jerry43 wrote:

What does a seal say when he should've closed something better? "I outter of sealed it!" Get it? lol...

Lol Ok I'll add you to the first post

Sorry for the double post my computer is loading slow so I need to

Ok I will have mine sooonnnn.

^^ Im in love with my smiley ^^

Can it be a "yo mama joke" If so here is my entry

Yo mama so fat, that she has more Chins than a Chinese phone book.

Ill enter a new one if this is racist.

Matty Matt wrote:

Ok I will have mine sooonnnn.

^^ Im in love with my smiley ^^

Lol... no problem

fuzz wrote:

Can it be a "yo mama joke" If so here is my entry
Yo mama so fat, that she has more Chins than a Chinese phone book.
Ill enter a new one if this is racist.

Lol it doesn't bother me none.

I"ll ad it to the list now

Sure, I've seen people like you before - but I had to pay an admission....

My joke ^^

Matty Matt wrote:

Sure, I've seen people like you before - but I had to pay an admission....

My joke ^^

Lol! I added it to the list